Author: | Tim | Published: | almost 4 years ago |
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Tags: | plot, sci-fi, film, space opera | Category: | Screenwriting |
For me, as for many, the COVID-19 Lockdown has meant more time watching streamed TV. The question in my title occurred to me after watching the complete serial of Flash Gordon: The Rocketship (1936)1. Flash, played by Buster Crabbe, is captured by Ming The Merciless on the planet Mongo. While Ming has high-tech rocketships and ray guns, his minions are more like extras from a Cecil B. DeMille swords and sandals epic. Costume recycling perhaps, but a ray gun is only used once to save Flash from a giant lizard. Mostly, when he’s more evenly matched, he has to cope with a sword, a spear, or bare hands, often with the loss of his shirt.
This raises my first digression: Was Crabbe the first action hero to lose his shirt on film? Here I will disregard his earlier role as Tarzan (1933) because he didn’t have a shirt to lose. But Crabbe had been an Olympic medallist in swimming for the USA, with a physique to match, so it’s understandable that producers wanted to leverage that. At least the audience could see why Princess Aura fancied him; in fight after fight his shirt seems to be the first thing to go. If he wasn’t the first, he was at least an early exponent of a venerable tradition. An extreme example was Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator (1984). Travelling back in time, he arrives naked in 1984, and we see a full rear nude shot that shows clearly how much work Arnie put in at the gym. He looks formidable, with or without a metal endoskeleton. William Shatner, as Captain Kirk in Star Trek TOS, removed his shirt with less effect but often enough to be parodied by Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest (1999). Allen put in some work with his wife, a personal trainer, before baring his torso2 and Shatner3 saw the funny side.
Anyway, regarding our main question, it would be unsporting for the hero to vaporise the villain with a ray gun, from a distance and with little effort. Much better a nail-biting duel with swords, like Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone in The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), where Robin (Flynn) finally bests Gisbourne (Rathbone) and dispatches him with a deft thrust. Basil always put up a good fight and died splendidly. It wouldn’t have worked nearly as well had Robin simply shot him with an arrow from a distance.
Small wonder then that Star Wars gave us the lightsabre, a luminescent blade of magnetically contained plasma, about a metre long. It can cut, burn, and melt through most substances with little resistance, yet it can be parried by a similar blade, giving off a loud crackling noise. A lightsabre is easier to carry than a sword – you just turn it off – and it comes in various colours. Apart from the merch, it’s there, of course, to bring back the duel!
A second digression occurred to me: Space opera really needs space to be noisy. Kubrick’s 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968), was noted for its scientific realism, portraying the vacuum of space as entirely silent. We know that, ‘In space no one can hear you scream.’4 There is no air or other medium to support the vibrations of sound waves. Kubrick uses this chillingly, when HAL activates a remote-controlled pod to murder an astronaut on a space walk. Generally though, the silence of space is an inconvenience to film makers. Mark Hamill commented5 in an interview with Seth Meyers: ‘2001 is a stone-cold classic, a laugh riot it ain’t.’
We want to hear the low rumble of the star destroyer pursuing Princess Leia’s ship in the opening of Star Wars – A New Hope (1977), or the blast of a photon torpedo6 as the USS Enterprise battles a Klingon warbird.
In the film Independence Day (1996), the arrival of a rumbling alien mothership vibrates the dust on the moon’s surface, erasing the footprints left by Apollo astronauts. A stunning image that presages the imminent destruction of humankind’s greatest achievements – in reality it’s physically impossible – yet we willingly suspend disbelief.
Yes, I know there’s air inside spaceships which enables their crew to hear, but not outside. I majored in physics, so maybe it’s just me and most people don’t care. We want to hear the scream of TIE fighters dogfighting X-wings, the blast of turbolasers and ion canons firing from the surface of the Death Star etc. In film space must be noisy!
So phasers on ‘stun’ everyone. What are your favourite anomalies and plot quirks in sci-fi?
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flash_Gordon_(serial).jpg ↩
Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary, Fandom, Inc., 2019. ↩
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_Quest#Reaction_from_Star_Trek_actors ↩
The tagline from Alien (1979). ↩
See: https://youtu.be/onMm0DLg8CE ↩
http://soundfxcenter.com/television/star-trek/8d82b5_Star_Trek_Enterprise_Photon_Torpedo_Sound_Effect.mp3 ↩
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Yeah, Star Trek Picard has the sword problem, with the introduction Elnor, a Romulan warrior "space elf" who wields a sword like no other. Elnor is a great character. I love the mix of his child-like attitude with his lethal precision in combat. But realistically, he shouldn't last long against enemies armed with phasers or disruptors, who can take him out long before his sword can reach their bodies. Star Wars solved this by having the lightsabre deflect blaster bolts. As for sound in space, I agree it is implausible, but I do love the whossh and rumble sounds. They give spaceships "weight" on screen. Firely had a decent approach. No sounds when Serenity is in space, but if it's having a dogfight in the upper atmosphere of a planet, go to town with cool sound effects.
Hi Adam, thanks for the comment. I agree, things would be too dull without sound. This is fiction, after all, and we should be prepared to stretch away from normality. I suspect the resemblance between Elnor and Legolas is no coincidence, but the appropriation of a popular trope. There are some impressive martial arts skills on display from the girls in Star Trek Picard too. If they're going to extend the franchise yet again, they will need some new gimmicks. It will be interesting to see how Elnor adapts. I hope they will learn from Firefly that the secret is to write interesting and complex characters.
Interesting post, Tim. One anomaly I've noticed is that most alien planets in movies and TV series seem to have a wonderful supply of oxygen so that the earthlings don't have to worry about rascally spacesuits and helmets. Also, as I saw on a Facebook meme once, most alien planets look surprisingly like British Columbia. Thanks for getting the ball rolling.
Thanks Nola, yes the supply of planets with oxygen-nitrogen atmospheres does seem plentiful and many are like British Columbia. The latter I'm happy to overlook given Canada's commitment to producing great sci-fi over many years.
I'm with Nola on the astonishing array of planets with human-friendly atmospheres that lost spaceships so frequently happen upon in sci-fi stories. Also interesting is the number of space-time wormholes conveniently positioned to enable heroes to "pop" from one end of the galaxy to another (usually at a critical moment of suspense). As you've highlighted, for the sake of experience, space must be noisy. Re-imagining Star Wars battle scenes in silence certainly puts an interesting spin on things.
It seems a whole culture has grown around these expectations, such that now when a protagonist is in trouble and narrowly escapes via said wormhole (with engines blasting into the soundless void of space), it's practically a given everyone will know what that is and that it can happen. These expectations and willingness to suspend belief are part of the overall experience, but if the story is developed in a contextually believable way, it's something the audience is happy to do. Isn't that part of the fun of fiction?
Great post BTW.
Thanks Adele, the breathable atmosphere is certainly taken for granted. I guess if you don't then your cast have to wear protective suits and masks, but otherwise it's business as usual, so let's not, and say we did. Gravity is another one, Earthlike gravity is way too common and most shows assume it. There was one episode of 'The Orville', where Mercer visits Alara's massive home planet of Xelaya and gets his legs crushed when his 'gravity bubble' collapses. Just as well they have great medical care.
The extent to which wormholes have become part of popular culture became clear when the beam of the Large Hadron Collider was enhanced to search for the Higgs Boson in 2012. Real concern was expressed by some pundits that this would open a black hole into which chunks of Switzerland might fall. The search succeeded and Switzerland was unscathed.
I agree 100% that a good story is everything. Given that, your audience will forget minor discrepancies, grab the popcorn, and come along for the ride.
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